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Our school recently had a brand new science block built, and the rooms were partitioned with glass. When we had a class in there, the principal walked in, chatted to us about the new building, turned to leave and walked straight into the super-clean glass wall. IM the whole class’s D.

Submitted by: Ri

Today at my school we had no bell. This was due to a small fire which burnt through the wires of the fire bell.
So our principal decided that he was going to be our bell over the PA system. So instead of a bell we had a principal making dad jokes over the PA all day. IMMD

Submitted by: Neil

The other day my band teacher was telling us about his science teacher, and how he demonstrated the doppler effect. He did this by taking the class outside and driving his car by them. Our band teacher wanted to reenact this, but he said we needed to do this band-style. So, as he drove by, he was blaring a G on his trumpet! IMMD

Submitted by: BandGeek

Today in math class we had a sub we’ve never had before. She was telling us a little about herself and said "I’m just a small town girl" then one of the guys in back sang out "Livin’ in a lonely world!" IMMD!!

Submitted by: C

Today in chemistry class me and a friend were talking the advantages and disadvantages of using chloroform to kidnap people. The teacher heard the discussion and told us that laughing gas and ether are so much better. IMMD

Submitted by: weibei

After a project in my art class a girl asked the teacher where the recycling bin was. When he told her he didn’t have a recycling bin she asked why. His response was "Because when I die I want to leave such a big carbon footprint that they’ll know I was here." IMMD

Submitted by: Mystery

At school, I saw a teacher crossing the quad on rollerskates. It was his first day back from recovery of multiple injuries from falling off a mountain. IMMD

Submitted by: HollyJollyAnnaBanana