Today I realized that I wear pajamas more than I wear a suit, but I still make more money than both of my parents combined. IMMD.
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Ed
Today I left the ice cream out of the fridge by mistake, and it melted. Instead of putting it back in the freezer so that it got that nasty re-frozen texture, I spent the afternoon drinking it straight from the box. It made my day.
Daniel
I went swimming at the beach and my shorts slipped off in the deep water. I tried to find them, but they were gone. I walked back to my car, covering myself with two big pieces of kelp. IMMD.
Jacob
Today my daughter was playing Wii without wearing the wrist strap, and threw her controller into my $2000 plasma TV. Now I don’t have to watch Project Runway. IMMD.


