All day today I thought it was Thursday. It’s Friday! IMMD.
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Rick
I was listening to my college radio station, and they started to play a Kanye song, but then the DJ interrupted it with, “Kanye, I’ma let you finish, but” followed by silence. IMMD.
Lisa
I called my grandma to find out how long until left-over chicken goes bad, she told me to Google it. IMMD.
Cara
Yesterday the announcer at my kid’s little league game, instead of saying that the bases were loaded, said “All your base are belong to Craig’s Hardware and Appliance.” That’s the name of my son’s team’s sponsor. IMMD.
Alexander
Sitting on my porch, I watched a man walking his dog and not picking up after it. I then saw the same man walk back by and step on his own dog’s poop. He was pissed. IMMD
Amanda
I went into work today to quit, because I hate my stupid boss, but then my stupid boss called me into his office and laid me off. Now I can get unemployment checks! IMMD
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Ashley
I was babysitting last week, and one of the kids asked the other one what “emo” meant. She said, “I think it means stupid.” IMMD.


