Archive for November, 2010

I bought two 20 lb pumpkins to carve for Halloween, but never found time to carve them. They have been sitting on my front porch ever since. The local squirrels have been taking chunks out of the rind since I bought them. Yesterday I took a knife to the tops of both pumpkins, opening them up. This morning I came home from the night shift to see two chubby squirrels sitting in the pumpkins chowing down on seeds and making the squirrel’s day MMD 

The other day I was walking across campus and I saw a girl sat on the grass eating a sandwich, and a load of ducks ran over. As I watched, she shared out one of her sandwiches with the ducks, who then ate it, then all sat down around her on the grass. I came back a few minutes later to see the girl still sat there, reading, and the ducks all asleep around her. I think I discovered Scotland’s duck whisperer and IMMD!

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I work in a Supermarket and last night an elderly gentleman came through the register and didn’t quite have enough to pay for all of his shopping. He was deciding what to put back when the lady behind him said “Don’t worry about it, add it to my bill – Merry early Christmas”. IMMD and his. 

My older sister had to have a pacemaker put in. All the docs and nurses were awesomely thorough answering my sister’s questions. The last nurse, a guy, actually took the time to ask mom and myself if we had questions ourselves, and when my mom couldn’t think of any I asked him “What is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?” My sister’s never seen the Holy Grail, but even she laughed when the nurse immediately replied, “African or European?” It broke the room’s tension and IMOD. 

My aunty works at a school and a young Colombian girl recently started attending. She cannot speak much english and so i went in and talked with her this afternoon as i can speak spanish, her face lit up as soon as she realized i was there for her. IMMD and im sure IMHerDay too 

This morning I was spending my bus ride to work worrying about the future and staring out the window. As I was stressing out over my lack of prospects, a car pulled up next to the bus with the license plate: ITLBEOK. IMMD! 

Today, we had health class and the lessons were about different diseases (mostly STDs). During discussion, our teacher showed us a video of a news report about AIDS. During the video, I noticed something familiar. It turns out, the news report was from the Dawn of the Dead fake news report about zombies. Also, he completely re-dubbed it to make it look like it’s about AIDS and not the living dead. ItotallyMMD!