Archive for November, 2010

I am a cashier at a Sears location inside a mall. Yesterday a scruffy, long-haired man checked out, started to leave, and reluctantly turned back around and revealed a small Abercrombie bag. He explained how the night before he had been drunk and apparently purchased “some ladies clothes” from this store he had never heard of and asked me if I could please point him in the direction of this mysterious place. His obvious confusion MMD! 

My sister who is 2 years younger than me has the angelman syndrome and it’s very hard to hug her, because she starts pulling my hair and stuff. But a few days ago, when we were home alone, we just sat on the couch together hugging and watching tv! It never happend before! #MMWeek

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kippiej

My dad had surgery to fuse two vertibrae in his neck and had trouble talking for weeks due to the procedure. One night at dinner he said in a low raspy voice “I can make my neck crack now, wanna hear?” We become deathly quiet and all four of us lean in to hear his neck crack. he leans in too only to rip the biggest, loudest fart imaginable! shook the room! My family has never laughed so hard in our collective lives. Legendary to this day. IMML

At my school we need our I.D cards for lunch to make the lines go faster. i was first in line when the principal asked for my I.D card which i didn’t have. he made me play rock paper scissors so i could stay at the front of the line if i won. I won! IMMD! 

I was on a flight recently to wisconsin and the flight attendant had a passenger at the front of the plane hold the roll of toilet paper and then put the end in the toilet at the rear of the plane and proceded to flush. The entire roll was sucked into the loo. All during the safety demo ImmWeek 

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littlebitoirish

This morning I performed a magic trick on myself. I lost a chunk of my muffin and couldn’t find it on the floor. I later found it in my sleeve. IMMD 

One night while driving with a good friend of mine, we saw a strange shambling shadowy mass emerge from some bushes and into the street. As we got close, we saw it was four baby raccoons! I stopped the car and we both got out, and the coons hid under the car. We stopped traffic and shooed the babies across the road into safety. They were impossibly cute, and saving them made our day!