Archive for October, 2010

I work with disabled kids and was having a lot of trouble getting one of them to understand something. When she got it, I said, "Great job!" She gave me a high-five and then a fistbump. IMMD.

Lately I've been having money problems. The rent is coming up and I had no way to pay it. At work, a woman asked how I was and I told her my problems, and she assured me that it'd all work out somehow. She came back half an hour later and gave me a check for the amount I was going to be short (which was a lot!). She said it was to show me there is some good in the world. Now I don't have to quit school to get a full time job! IMMSchoolyear!

The love of my life and I met a year ago at our local Zombie Walk event. Yesterday, he took me back to the spot where we met. While we were sharing a moment, out of nowhere shambles a quintet of professional singers all done up in full zombie garb who proceeded to serenade us with "our song". I thought I didn't like big romantic overtures, but this blew my freakin mind. IMMD for sure!

After years of being out of shape and having medical problems, I have started walking and jogging. This morning, I ran a solid mile for the first time in my life at the age of 36. IMMD!

A local truck driver (who owns his own 18-wheeler) has a homemade cutout of sharp teeth surrounding his grill. I always chuckle when I see it, but just yesterday I burst out laughing when it drove by and I saw he had painted "Omnomnom!" on the side near the "mouth". IMMD

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With the weather cooling off it is time to break out the jackets. I pulled out my favorite jacket and found $60 and the ATM card i thought I lost 6 months ago. IMMD!

I was a very shy, awkward kid in middle school. I also had buck teeth that stuck out so far I literally couldn't close my mouth. I had the biggest crush on one of my classmates and he knew it and would make fun of me in front of the whole school regularly. It's been a few years and I've had braces and my skin has cleared up.
I saw him the other day and he tried to get my number. I said "Maybe if you'd been nicer to a little girl you used to call "beaver" I'd say yes." His face MMD