The other day, my brother was playing with our cat; petting him, avoiding his bites, spinning him gently in circles while he held on, etc. After he stops he puts his hand out and goes “That was fun. High Five” and holds up his hand. Without hesitating my cat reached up, slapped that five and IMMD
Submitted by: Crazy Cat
I finally broke my dog of drinking from the toilet by making loud, sharp noises every time he went near it. I’ve been sick all day today, and every time I kneel in front of the toilet, he barks at me. IMMD.
Submitted by: Barfy
I was at the mall when I saw a little boy dressed as a jedi and fighting the air with a toy lightsaber. As I passed him we made I eye contact so my first thought was to act like I was a sith and force choke him. He grabbed his neck and threw himself into the wall then fell on the ground dead.
Submitted by: Dr Don Lee
So one day, after lunch, I was taking the bus home. The bus is crowded with old folks, at least 20 of them. Then out of nowhere, the bus driver starts to sing Elvis on the bus's microphone. The old geezers were laughing so hard when he got to the second verse of Hound Dog. IMMD.
I attended a Pat Benatar concert in 2008. Most of those there were middle-aged like myself and I was feeling my years. Then I saw a girl about 10 years old standing on a chair clapping and jumping, and IMMD!
I went with my mother to a band trip meeting and saw a father with a three wolf moon shirt, dead serious look on his face, apparently unaware the meme his shirt has become, and IMMD
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Today, I was late for class, so I parked in a hurry, grabbed my stuff and ran. Upon my return, I saw that I had dropped my favorite hat into the street. Someone picked it up, hung it on my sideview mirror with a smiley face sticky note. IMMD.
Submitted by: Nikki
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