Today my mom and I sorted out the crafts-room of my dad, who died 15 years ago when I was an infant. My mom hadn’t been able to do it all these years, so I was worried if she could handle to go through his memories. Suddenly, she burst into laughter with a box labeled ‘tools’ in her hands – filled with old cigarettes and five old Penthouse’s.
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ewwwwwww
OMG parents are interested in sex?! It’s unthinkable!
Well I definitely don’t wanna think about my dad whacking it to a Penthouse…
I do, your dad’s hot.
Hehe nice label – i like this sort of thinking.
Those 15-y-o Penthouses may be worth something, depending on condition…
Your dad sounds like he was clever and funny:)
Some things we can’t do until we’re ready, even if it takes 15 years. I’ll bet you’re a big part of why your ma was strong enough to go through those boxes. Glad to hear she had a good laugh at that old box o’ “tools.” I think you’ll both be fine.
Jeeeeez, we were throwing my dad’s s**t out a couple months after he died. Now I feel like a bitch.
Depends on the dad, I think. I love my dad and told him and mom they’re not allowed to die. (Both are almost 70.) But I’ve known several women who had fathers who brutally abused them – one of them her father even penetrated her with a beer bottle when she was 14 – they don’t miss their fathers at all.
Ummmm… wow. I think it has more to do with the circumstances surrounding the death and the personality of the survivors than the actions of the deceased. For instance, we had cleaned up my mother’s stuff within a year of her dying, and she never penetrated any of us with a beer bottle.
What in the world is f**king wrong with you, that you’d bring such a thing up in response to someone’s comment about their dad’s death?? O__O Are you crazy or just complete lack any form of feelings?! (Not to mention manners…)
I’m so sorry but your post made me lol.. but I agree.
What the hell does that have to do with something as funny as this? You are in the wrong place, support forums would be your best bet!
I would advise you go and seek help . It was on a litle light observation on life. Get out and smell the fresh air there are nice people out there
What the hell is wrong with you?
Hahahahahah, that put a smile on my face
This story pleases The Sniffy.
Come on- no one’s gonna call out the horrible apostrophe misuse?
we found a rampant rabbit in my dads bedroom after he died odd thing though he was living there on his own.
I really enjoyed this! Thanks for making my day!
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