One of my students last name is Bender. I meet her in the hall today accompanied by her mother. I said “Hi” to her and she introduced me to her mother by saying that I’m her teacher. Hr mother replied “Nice to meet you, Professor Farnsworth!” and IMMD
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Lol. I’m just hoping you aren’t anything like the real Professor.
“Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.”
I totally don’t get this.
It’s a reference to the show “Futurama.”
Funny, but for a professor you need better spelling/grammar. XD
Depends on what he or she is a professor of. Not all non-writing professors are grammarphiles.
Well, we would assume that a professor passed high school English…
Good news everybody!
Damn, beat me to it
good thing you’re WRONG
good news, everyone!
She ought to know that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez better than that.
My boss has the last name Bender…!
Is his first name Air?
If he’s a good boss, get him one of these http://pe.elmstreet-online.com/shop1/catalog/popup_image.php?pID=3790&image=0&osCsid=1b123847782754e6fbfa2ac3624564f2
come on, professor, it won’t matter if you’re already in your pajamas…
did she say to bite her shiny metal ass?
Would have also worked if her mother said “Hello, Mr. Vernon.”
Haha, Oh Futurama, haha.
‘Weeeerrnnn-strom!’
“With my last breath, I curse Zoidburg!”