Archive for August, 2010

Yesterday I got really mad because my brother ate all of our Kraft Dinner, and I had been really wanting some. Later that day, my boyfriend MSN’d me and told me to look behind the cactus outside my house when I got home. There I found a box of KD. IMMD.

I saw my dad bump my sister’s fist and when I said “I didn’t know you fist bump!” he responded with: “It’s called knucks.” IMMD <3

I was driving to work and as I started to come along the car in the next lane I saw it had a bumper sticker that read “My co-pilot is DOG”, which I thought was kinda cute. Lo and behold as I came up next to it, there was this cute beige dog sitting in the passenger staring straight ahead like he was any person riding shotgun. It gave me a chuckle and IMMD.

I’m a big guy but today I was struggling to carry several large bags up some stairs. A skinny young woman stopped to help me carry them. Reverse chivalry – IMMD!

Overheard the following between two sons tonight — Upon opening a carton of mint choc chip ice cream, one expressed disappointment. the other responded, “it’s mint chocolate chip, what did you want it to be?” With my favorite comeback of the year, the first replied, “Full.”

I heard a kid singing along to the music at the grocery store, with the lyrics to Secret Agent Man slightly confused. Loudly, he sang
“secret- ASIAN man! Secret- ASIAN MAN!” IMMD.

I lent my little brother money to buy a game he’s in love with (Mass Effect), and stood with him at the game store when he bought it. The clerk and I began chatting about the game, and as he handed it to my brother he said, “Since she lent you the money, your first Shepard has to be a girl.” My brother groaned like he’d been kicked in the stomach and IMMD.