On the bus in Egypt, while passing some camel statues:
Dad: “Look Sarah, camels!”
Girl: “Yeah, but why aren’t they moving?”
Dad: “They’ve been trained to stand still by the Authorities of Tourism. They are amongst the elite of the not moving camels.”
Girl: “Oh…”IMMD
Submitted by: Kasper



they were so good at standing still you even thought they were statues!
“Elite of the not moving camels”? Lol. That kid is going to grow up twisted. Cheesy dad humor FTW.
FISHER!