I took A book out from the library and when I got home I noticed there was a leaf tucked into the stamp sheet thing. Upon pulling it out I discovered it was a four leaf clover. Thank you random luck bringer person. IMMD
Submitted by: NicolaM
I took A book out from the library and when I got home I noticed there was a leaf tucked into the stamp sheet thing. Upon pulling it out I discovered it was a four leaf clover. Thank you random luck bringer person. IMMD
Submitted by: NicolaM
I got ordained last night so that I could be the officiant for my brother’s wedding. This morning (he is ordained too) he pointed out that we are closer than ever to being ghost busters now because we can perform exorcisms. We used to play ghost busters all the time as kids so IMMD.
Submitted by: Egon Spengler
My boyfriend was trying to tell me that the Pokemon games weren’t getting too complicated with all the new characters. I said: “Says the person who could probably name all 493 just by hearing their cry.” His response? “494, actually. Shaymin’s alternate form makes a different sound.” IMM(Geeky)D
Submitted by: labpartnerincrime
I work with a very pushy co-worker who tends to butt in and try to help the person I am helping. Today, a patron yelled at my co-worker saying that I was helping him and did not need extra help. IMMD
Submitted by: Library girl
Back in high school we used to use the schools T183 graphing calculators in math. I would always type a joke or funny quote on it before handing it back at the end of class. Whenever I borrowed it again, my teacher had always typed a new joke or funny quote back. It always MMD.
Today I saw an older, conservative-looking mom drop her kids off at daycare. They were listening to Itsy Bitsy Spider in the car. As soon as the kids were inside, argyle sweater mom drove off… blaring Down With the Sickness by Disturbed. IMMD.
I am looking for a house and recently found one I loved, while my Realtor was showing me the house I was scratching my various bug bites. I bought the house and when I came in for the first time, along with a couch was a big basket filled with anti-itch cream and bug spray, it was a great housewarming and IMMD!
Submitted by: Bellzie