I was sitting at my desk at work when a cute girl I work with (while taking a quick nap) groaned, “Uh… Degobah system…” I think I’m in love! IMMD
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I was sitting at my desk at work when a cute girl I work with (while taking a quick nap) groaned, “Uh… Degobah system…” I think I’m in love! IMMD
My aunt asked if she could bring her grandsons (6 and 2 years old) over to meet my best friend’s new puppy. The 2-year-old, who calls the family cat a “meow-meow,” saw the cat-sized puppy and went very quiet. Finally, in a puzzled tone, he pointed at the dog and inquired, “Meow-meow?” IMMD!
Submitted by: Iyam
I once got a text in a fortune cookie saying “Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.” IMMD (it still does)
When we got into math class our teacher gave us graphing calculators, and told us we were going to try something new. He told us what equations to input, and what to put as the window settings. We entered the information, expecting the calculator to graph a line or two as usual. There was a gasp of surprise and then laughter as the calculators instead drew a perfect heart, and then shaded it in. It was a late valentine’s day greeting form our math teacher!
Submitted by: Claire
The other day I was checking the system logs on my NIX server when I encountered a new shutdown message: Preparing for suicide.
IMMD!
I was buying a game from a video game store and as we’re finishing the transaction the clerk says, “Receipt’s in the bag, bag’s in my hand, bag’s in YOUR hand, I’m on a horse.” IMMD!
Submitted by: T
I got a new flashlight at work, and it’s supposed to be practically indestructible– water resistant, chemical resistant, safe for flammable environments, shatterproof– and has a lifetime guarantee stating so. However, the guarantee also states that is is not warrantied against “shark bite, bear attack, or damage caused by children under five.” The fact that sharks, bears, and preschoolers are in the same category totally MMD!
Submitted by: ChemEngChick