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While on my computer i heard my fiance who was laying down by me start talking in his sleep.I turned to him and asked What is it honey? He looked at me and replied “You can’t give insurance to a fish.. they are a fish!” and he sounded so concerned IMMD!
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Fish are actually pretty good drivers, especially of large armoured military vehicles. Hell, they practically live in those tanks…
What was he laying down by you?
Aww, that’s so cute! haha
LOL, I once woke up to my husband violently hitting the mattress in his sleep. I asked him what he was doing and he said “Just punching the joker. Gotta punch him in the face.” God, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. He didn’t believe me the next morning when I told him about it!
Dreaming you’re Batman: Definite WIN!
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My husband came up with a formula for the meaning of life in his sleep, some complicated formula involving gallons of water in the atlantic and so on, and said the answer was blue. A few minutes later he said it was actually green, but blue is ok and yellow is “quite out.”
The next day, he works out his formula, awake, gets a number and puts it into a color program. He got an error: number too long message and a blueish-greenish-blue color. We’re still pondering that one.
Seriously, why do so many sleep-talking stories end up making people’s days? I’ve always found people who talk in their sleep to be some of the most annoying people around.
You sound like a really fun person.
Because it’s free, random, bizzare, surrealist entertainment?
For some reason I just pictured “Finding Nemo.”
That sea-monkey has my money… and i’m not insured for loss of personal possessions…
I can’t believe they haven’t made this reality tv show, yet. Sleeptalkers Uncensored! Set up cameras in various known sleeptalkers bedrooms and let the show write itself. Of course, you’d have to have their spouses/partners/random actors there to hold conversations with them. Hilarity ensues, emmies are nominated, etc…
during the winter storm my friend was sleeping over at my house (more like trapped ) for the first time and she apparenly sleep walks+talks she was saying some pretty crazy things like : “No! the lions don’t go in the V.I.P. section! thats where the pineapples go for dinner!” and crazy stuff like that… we started joking around and said one of our stuffed animals was Robert Patinson… the next thing we know, she is beating the crap out of the poor stuffed animal. my friends are MESSED UP! ^_^
she was trapped because there was already 3 feet of snow (and counting) so the snow plows couldn’t get to my neighborhood for almost a week, making it impossible to drive to her house :/
This brings to mind my mother telling me the story of how, as a teenager, I once walked into the living room a couple of hours after I had gone to bed and announced to her, in a very serious manner, that there was a Chinese man in my room. When she walked back to my room and found nobody, I said “Well, I guess he must have gone back to China. It’s in my closet.” And then I calmly went bacfk to bed.
haha:) when i was on a road trip and i was asleep my brother was randomly video taping everything and he recorded me saying “who the hell would do a drive bye with an ice cream cone? unless thats slang for an a.k 47….but still! Ice cream cone?…….” when i watched that video it MMD lol