Archive for June, 2010

We’ve had a LOT of rain the past few weeks. The local veterinarian’s office had the sign: Your pets need their shots to get on the ark. IMMD

Submitted by: SingingInTheRain

My 80-year-old Grandmother got a card offering special deals on "Playboy" subscriptions. IMMD.

Submitted by: T-Dubs

Today I was at my aunt’s house and we were making dinner. I made myself a sandwich and told her that when I had kids I was going to cut their sandwiches in hearts to embarrass them every once in awhile. She pulled out a sandwich stamp that said I love you on it. IMMD!

Submitted by: Bagerby

My building posts inspirational quotes in the elevator every week, usually by famous writers or philosophers. Today, they posted a quote from D3: The Mighty Ducks. IMMD.

Submitted by: Ducks fly together

I went to the Auto Parts store with my mom. As we were checking out, the guy mentioned having the Folger’s coffee song stuck in his head. My mom told him to think of another song, because anything was better than that. As we started walking out, he started singing. "WHOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?" IMMD.

Submitted by: AutoPartsSpongeBob

My mom asked my five-year-old sister if she wanted to be a princess. She said, "No, I wanna be a cop!" IMMD!

Submitted by: AwesomeLi’lSis

Today at my school we had no bell. This was due to a small fire which burnt through the wires of the fire bell.
So our principal decided that he was going to be our bell over the PA system. So instead of a bell we had a principal making dad jokes over the PA all day. IMMD

Submitted by: Neil