Today dad made chicken. When he was cutting a piece for me he said "Here, I know you only like white chicken. You racist." IMMD
Submitted by: MMM
Today dad made chicken. When he was cutting a piece for me he said "Here, I know you only like white chicken. You racist." IMMD
Submitted by: MMM
I had a job interview last week, and the trays my (now) boss’s desk read "In" "Out" and "Shake it all about." IMMD
Submitted by: Eleora
Today, while working at a campus computer store, I overheard a student mentioning a very low quality strip club. The mom said she knew about it, she’d been there! It made my month!
Submitted by: RazorbackDude
While driving on the freeway I spotted a car with cardboard as a bumper and windows. I pointed it out to my sister and she said "lag, give it some time to load the rest of the car." IMMD
Submitted by: Jono555
My girlfriend’s dog started to bark at this little girl and her mother. The girl immediately said, in the cutest voice possible, "Shut up, doggie!" and sure enough she stopped. IMMD!
Submitted by: Mr. GQ
Today I woke up and came downstairs to find my mom watching Aladdin. IMMD
Submitted by: Kate
Today, someone named Mr. Feeney came into my office. IMMD.
Submitted by: Victoria