Archive for June, 2010

When I got home from school yesterday, my little sister was in the bathroom rubbing sunscreen all over the wall. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I’m protecting the walls from harmful ultraviolent rays" IMMD

Submitted by: Carrieishappy

I had to go out to the drugstore at about 1 AM and it was all quiet. But then a huge Christian cycling group came barreling in and there were suddenly dozens of healthy-looking pierced and tattooed young people running around, grabbing snacks and energy drinks and yelling to each other. A late-night drugstore run became a really cheerful mob scene, and IMMD.

Submitted by: Skipper

I was sitting around feeling semi-miserable when my husband asked if ice cream would make me feel better. We had two flavors in the freezer and he asked which one I wanted. I said "surprise me." About a minute later he came running out of the kitchen with his shirt pulled over his head, wearing a scream mask, wielding a serving spoon and shouting "Aahhhhhhh!!!" Once he was satisfied that I was thoroughly surprised, he handed me a bowl of chocolate chip and IMMD.

Submitted by: Amanda

Today, I found a copy of The Village People’s Greatest Hits album in my Dad’s house. He said it was for work. IMMD!

Submitted by: Yeah Right

While my roommate ordered a book at the bookstore, I looked up and admired the view through the skylight. When I commented on how nice it was, the lady helping us (fiftyish?) said that they had recently redone it, and the view was even better when the young men were working on it! I almost died laughing. IMMD

Submitted by: Delightfully Scandalized

A kid I fence with told me that he sent an email to the Jonas brothers, in which he called them idiots. They responded. He didn’t tell me what they said, but he said he learned a bunch of new swear words. IMMD.

Submitted by: Thalia

I was on the internet while my sister was outside, suddenly she starts screaming for me to come outside as fast as I could. When I got into the yard, I discovered she just wanted me to listen to "Come on Eileen" by Dexy’s Midnight Runners (one of my favorite songs) that some construction workers were playing. IMMD

Submitted by: Mel