Last week I accidentally put a letter in a drop box without a stamp. One week later I found out my friend got the letter anyway. The Post Office had put a stamp on it for me. IMMD!
Submitted by: paganchild3x3
Last week I accidentally put a letter in a drop box without a stamp. One week later I found out my friend got the letter anyway. The Post Office had put a stamp on it for me. IMMD!
Submitted by: paganchild3x3
My homework sheet today read: "Rihanna is taking a beach vacation. If the sun is 30 degrees over the horizon and Rihanna’s umbrella is 180 cm high then what length is the shadow of her umbrella? ella? ella?" IMMD
Submitted by: Natalia
At Ash Wednesday Mass, it took me the entire song to realize the musician was playing an instrumental "Dust in the Wind." IMMD
Submitted by: J9
Today, I was speaking to my favorite professor about graduate school options and funding. He replied, "Don’t worry, we’ll sell you off expensive." IMMD
Submitted by: Raeven
I’m a medical student and in the operating room today a fellow student turned to me and whispered "OMG look! That’s so disgusting!"
I thought she was talking about the very bloody liver transplantation but then she pointed to one of the attendants whose briefs were showing through a gap in his pants. IMMD
Submitted by: Dany
Today, I grabbed one of the free newspapers at my school to find that every single picture of a person had a Dick Dastardly mustache and a top hat meticulously drawn in. IMMD
Submitted by: Nick
My family plays Marco Polo to find each other. While toy shopping for a pregnant friend, I Marco’d and a little boy replied with ‘mommy?’ His name is actually Marco. IMMD
Submitted by: TFleming