Archive for May, 2010

I was helping put on a puppet show at a nursing home, and I said to one of the elderly ladies watching, "This should all work fine. And if it doesn’t…" She immediately cut me off with, "Then I didn’t see nothin’…"
IMMD!

Submitted by: K

While cleaning out a closet with my mother i pulled out a pretty black, shimmery blouse with a deep V-neck that had a very Saturday Night Fever vibe to it. I complemented my mom on it and asked her if she wore it in the seventies. She replied "No was your father’s." IMMD

Submitted by: KD

A few days ago, we ordered pizza online, but it took over an hour to get here. Today, we decided to give the place another chance, but this time, where it said "other remarks" we filled in "we’re really hungry". My order arrived in 15 minutes and IMMD

Submitted by: MrPizza

Before doing laundry, I read the washing instructions tag on my new blouse. "Please hand wash in cold water and dry flat. Wear with pride," it said. Instead of stopping there, it went on to say, "Deal in love. Be kind." Good advice in unexpected places MMD.

Submitted by: Sarah

Today, my extremely difficult AP English teacher celebrated the end of AP testing by instigating a game of kickball. He pitched. IMMD

Submitted by: Lucy

I was getting my teeth whitened at the dentist using the light treatment, and before he started the machine he yelled "Imma Firin MA Lazar!" and turned it on. I was laughing so hard he had to stop the procedure. IMMD

Submitted by: Bert

After enjoying a tasty meatball submarine sandwich for dinner, my son looked at me and asked, "Were those Schweddy balls, Mom?" IMMD

Submitted by: MeatballMama