Archive for April, 2010

While I was working in a department store a customer ran up to me asking hurriedly where the toilet snakes were. After showing him, he made a hasty decision and bolted to the nearest register. IMMD.

Submitted by: Meej

I used to work with children with special needs and one of the things we worked on was how to be more independent. We would often take them to Wal-Mart to do shopping and one day two of them were debating which coupon was the best for TP when a lady shouted at us "why do you have to bring kids like that here?" One of the girls yelled right back "Because we need toilet paper like everyone else!" It TOTALLY MMD

Submitted by: Fe

Today in a computer lab someone asked how his friend got tables on the database to display right to which the friend promptly answered "WITCHCRAFT!" IMMD

Submitted by: Sam

My friend was trying to rid herself from an unwanted admirer by pretending our gay friend was her bf on Facebook…she called me this morning to tell me her plan had backfired — her admirer had checked on her ‘boyfriend’ on Facebook and it turns out they work together. IMMD

Submitted by: eyerhis

A couple just walked into my office and asked me to notarize a certificate of common law marriage. I just married people! IMMD!

Submitted by: occasionalnotary

I was listening to NPR and at the end of a piece about earthquakes, they played an instrumental version of "I Feel The Earth Move" by Carole King. IMMD.

Submitted by: Megan

While looking at Cake videos on YouTube, I noticed the new layout included a "mix" feature, listing other songs from that music artist. So for this particular artist, it said "Cake Mix". IMMD!

Submitted by: Tina