I’ve hated my job for the past year. I finally had enough, and last week I was in the middle of drafting my resignation when the boss called me to his office. They were making my job redundant. I received more than half a year’s pay to leave a job I would have left for nothing. IMMD!
Submitted by: Hank
I went to a circus, and in the middle of the show a guy in the front row started throwing popcorn at a clown; the clown got mad, grabbed the guy’s popcorn and started tossing them back at him IMMD
Submitted by: chato_soplon@hotmail.com
Today in lecture, somebody asked what illness a person would take silver to cure. The guy behind me said "Lycanthropy." IMMD
Submitted by: Vmax
In Japanese today, we came across the katakana for "ho". One kid shouted "What did you call me?!" my teacher responded "I think you mean ‘what did I call your mother.’" IMMD
Submitted by: wanda
My friend’s nephew announced to everyone yesterday that he is legally changing his name to Batman Wolverine Skywalker when he turns 21. IMMD
Submitted by: Paras
Today I saw a building being torn down using demolition equipment that consisted of hydraulic jaws on a boom arm. It looked like a long-necked dinosaur was eating the building, and IMMD.
Submitted by: jackie31337
I was in the kitchen the other day, only to feel the floor vibrating from the bass of some moron’s car several doors down. 5 minutes later, the music had stopped. I looked out of the window to see the guy’s mates pushing his car… the schmuck had emptied his battery! IMMD.
Submitted by: Steve
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