Archive for March, 2010

I’m a professor at a community college. I called another library to see if they had a documentary on Jamestown called "Pocahontas Revealed." The librarian asked me accusingly, "is that an /adult video/?" IMMD

Submitted by: Pliny

While waiting outside, I saw a man walk by with his dog, and not pick up after it.
About 15 minutes later, the same guy was walking back and stepped right in it. IMMD.

Submitted by: Daniel Ems

In my theology class, we were discussing the stoning of Steven. A girl commented, "I didn’t even know they had pot back then!" And my teacher had to explain that being "stoned" back then meant being killed by rocks, not high on pot. IMMD

Submitted by: muchacha

My computer was looking up wireless networks. It found one titled "2 people, 1 router." IMMD.

Submitted by: Maggie

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I bet they have a shitty connection. -zenia

I was in the breezeway having a cigarette when the chick who lives across the hall passed by gently humming to herself. As soon as she got inside her own apartment I heard her belt out the next line to whatever she had been humming. IMMD

Submitted by: Ren

I have a Dalek air freshener on the dashboard of my car. I came out of a store to find a scrap of paper tucked under my windshield; afraid someone had hit my car and left a note, I picked it up. The note said, "Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!". IMMD

Submitted by: Patricia

Today I was locked out of my house untill I realised I can fit quite comfortably through the dog door. Never getting locked out again. IMMD

Submitted by: tiny ninja