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Prongs’ Little Moment of Win

Today, I saw my ex-wife. In the local shopping centre. How? I’m one of the policeman who arrested her for shop-lifting and vandalism. IMMD

Submitted by: prongs

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» 40 High-Fives!

  1. mickey red says:

    Awww man, good for you, but you married her!

  2. pete says:

    *virtual high five* :)

  3. Rogue Privateer says:

    At one point you would have sacrificed your life to save hers. I mean you married her so I hope the feeling was this honest.

    At the very least, you should feel sorry for someone who has sunk to the level to shop-lifting and vandalism.

    If it makes your day, you should examine yourself for vindictiveness and pettiness.

    People will seek their own level. If her level is Shop-Lifting and Vandalism, that’s too bad for her.

    If your level is relishing the misfortune of others, that’s bad for you.

    Move one. The Best Revenge is Living Well.

    • Xenon says:

      Did you consider WHY they got divorced? It’s clearly because they stopped feeling for each other. Maybe this is a symptom of whatever caused that to happen.

      The OP isn’t “relishing [her] misfortune.” Her “misfortune” is GETTING CAUGHT. I don’t have that much sympathy for criminals. Do you? Sure, some of them DO deserve pity and help because their situations forced them into it or something. But that’s a pathetic minority of those who only look out for themselves and don’t care about the damage or hurt they do to others.

    • Megan says:

      OR… maybe his ex wife is just an idiot.

    • Matt says:

      Troll much?

    • shelby says:

      agreed. to think they let anyone marry anyone

  4. esrhsh says:

    Wiiiiin.

  5. Paige says:

    That rocks!

  6. grey says:

    bahahahahaha! that’s one of the best things i’ve ever read! grats :)

  7. Nyxie says:

    This should be part of police recruitment videos – I know a lot of people with crazy exes who’d join in a heartbeat.

  8. GB says:

    Ur DA MAN!

  9. alice says:

    Was this a “I’m glad she’s my ex” moment, or a “this sort of thing is why she’s my ex” moment?

  10. tigerlily says:

    this was on mlia… nice job thinking people don’t read both sites

  11. jon says:

    I’m waiting for her to post on fmylife.com .

  12. Igetstabby says:

    You sure know how to pick em

  13. Sam says:

    this is a repost, this was only posted a few weeks ago

  14. Mel says:

    Prongs? Why Prongs?

  15. Scottyea says:

    LOL, fortune smiled on you, multiply!

  16. Cheeria says:

    I’d have loved to see her face :D Talk about awkward situations…

  17. dw says:

    Don’t you have to call in another officer to handle it if you have or had any sort of relationship with the perp?

  18. Damien says:

    Totally epic!

    Shove that in her face !!

  19. Ohmahgawd says:

    …Isn’t that the plot to that movie…

  20. Abbie says:

    Re post

  21. Hakencat says:

    xD revenge WIN

  22. Miss says:

    Oh man, that must have felt soooooo good. What colour was HER face?! The shame, the shame!

  23. Iki says:

    Epic high five.

  24. Cinna says:

    On the other hand, you at one point decided that it would be a good idea to marry this person. FYL.

  25. Dishman says:

    Your my hero!

  26. Billboard says:

    You Made My Day!

  27. FTP says:

    “I’ll let you go”
    “We’ll talk at the presidium”
    “I’m going to enjoy this” <–

    +6 Renegade points!

  28. Watafu says:

    YTMND

  29. penguinz0rz says:

    Conflict of Interest-Five?

  30. Anonymous says:

    You know what they say: “Why on earth would you ‘marry’ someone?


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