I work for the dean of a prestigious college. I just peeked out of my office to see her standing stock-still with an odd expression on her face. When I asked her what was wrong, she said, "I’m afraid that, if I move, I’ll pee in my pants." I couldn’t stop laughing and IMMD.
Submitted by: Sparkle



The suspense is killing me. Did she?
Now that was an image. I pictured this all too clearly. Thanks for the laugh! But, like Furriner, I am so curious … did she make it or not?
Sounds like a perfect beginning of a new House episode only instead on pee she would start peeing puke and puking pee.
Ah Michigan, you haven’t changed a bit.
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I’d tickle her. Then again, I’ve never cared too much about keeping a job.
WTF? Someone’s in pain and distress because of a medical problem, and you not only laugh at them, but publish your callousness on the internet?!?
Where did you see she had a medical problem?
Ironically, Sparkle laughed til they peed.
Win answer so far!
The pelvic floor issues and stress incontinence that often come on with mid-life are not that damn funny. I suppose you’re at the age where you think that stuff like that will never happen to you. Don’t bet on it.
This happens to my mom often. It’s not funny. It’s actually distressing and upsetting for her.
WTF, you are a terrible person.
OMG, i took a gulp of water just as i began reading this, and couldn’t swallow for laughing so hard. Spit take!! Your post MMD!!
Oh my, i never thought about this as a medical problem until i read the other comments–i just pictured myself when i’m in that position. I hold my “peace” for hours until i simply *can’t* anymore and end up in a mad, fussy dash to the restroom. I’m still LOLing at myself doing that, but i do feel bad for it being someone else.
Where on earth are you people reading that she had a medical problem?