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Sparkle

I work for the dean of a prestigious college. I just peeked out of my office to see her standing stock-still with an odd expression on her face. When I asked her what was wrong, she said, "I’m afraid that, if I move, I’ll pee in my pants." I couldn’t stop laughing and IMMD.

Submitted by: Sparkle

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  1. Furriner says:

    The suspense is killing me. Did she?

  2. aivilo says:

    Now that was an image. I pictured this all too clearly. Thanks for the laugh! But, like Furriner, I am so curious … did she make it or not?

  3. compiled insanity says:

    Sounds like a perfect beginning of a new House episode only instead on pee she would start peeing puke and puking pee.

  4. AngryD says:

    Ah Michigan, you haven’t changed a bit.

    -AD-

  5. Rich says:

    I’d tickle her. Then again, I’ve never cared too much about keeping a job.

  6. Roger says:

    WTF? Someone’s in pain and distress because of a medical problem, and you not only laugh at them, but publish your callousness on the internet?!?

  7. heidrance says:

    Ironically, Sparkle laughed til they peed.

  8. Paula says:

    The pelvic floor issues and stress incontinence that often come on with mid-life are not that damn funny. I suppose you’re at the age where you think that stuff like that will never happen to you. Don’t bet on it.

  9. hellomkat says:

    This happens to my mom often. It’s not funny. It’s actually distressing and upsetting for her.

  10. Axolotl says:

    WTF, you are a terrible person.

  11. Me2 says:

    OMG, i took a gulp of water just as i began reading this, and couldn’t swallow for laughing so hard. Spit take!! Your post MMD!!

    • Me2 says:

      Oh my, i never thought about this as a medical problem until i read the other comments–i just pictured myself when i’m in that position. I hold my “peace” for hours until i simply *can’t* anymore and end up in a mad, fussy dash to the restroom. I’m still LOLing at myself doing that, but i do feel bad for it being someone else.

  12. Bubbles says:

    Where on earth are you people reading that she had a medical problem?


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