I work at an adult bookstore. One day, I heard a very loud siren, followed by an automated voice shouting, "WARNING! IT’S THE WIFE! IT’S THE WIFE!" A lot of the male customers started looking around in a panic, and one guy sheepishly answered his cell phone with the offending ringtone and ran out of the store. Bad for business, but IMMD.
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Haha, that’s pretty funny that all of the guys in the store panicked
a whole store full of angsty people
it’s kind of sad if you think about it
What happened to good ol’ internet pron…
I dont think all the ppl that “start to looking around” were because of the ITS YOUR WIFE part. theres that loud siren, which will make anyone panicky.
Heh, what city was this in, I know a guy with that ring tone…
lol funny. I use this ring tone on my Blackberry Storm. My dad gets the biggest kick out of it, the wife thinks it is funny.
To anyone who works in an adult store in the near future in Vancouver Canada, be on the look out for me, i shall be doing this when you least expect it.
Win.
So funny!! I still think it’s a shame not to go to such a store with the wife, though.
I generally go to the adult store ~with~ my wife. Maybe those guys should have married someone that was less repressed.
OMG I almost burst out laughing at work
i got that same ringtone, and there’s one for the sister too!
Ah ha ha. My husband has that ring tone…
http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v=bu7Bwso_ohE&feature=related is where you can hear the ringtone. Rather startling. O>O
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! Especially the customers looking around in panic!!!!!
lol my dad has that n my bro has the dad, grlfriend n mom 1 lol I WANT THAT TONE!!!!!