Archive for March, 2010

In my biology class my teacher was on the subject of selective breeding. First we had to do dogs, plants, and then pokemon.
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Submitted by: dance1211

My friend and I were playing putt-putt on a course where hole 18 had a tunnel of sorts that didn’t go anywhere. The coach would explain not to use it because it eats golf balls. A group of boys were about to play on that hole so my friend shouted, "Don’t go on hole 18! It eats your balls!" IMMD

Submitted by: Chuck

Today, my parents got small lobsters for their salt-water fish tank. They named them Lunch and Supper. IMMD

Submitted by: KitKat

I was at the local renaissance festival with some friends and was walking by the classic carnival strength game with the hammer and meter. The kid playing was only getting it to 3 or 4 each hit, so the guy running the game says to him, "C’mon m’lad, whack it! Whack it like you whack it at home!" and IMMD.

Submitted by: James

I work for a vet. Today I checked a puppy in to be spayed. I told the owner "she’ll go home drunk, but able to walk." He said, "that’s how I like to take my girls home." IMMD.

Submitted by: Lizzy

Today, a girl in the art studio asked my classmate if a chair was taken. She said no, and the girl proclaimed, "Then I claim this in the name of England!" As she left, another girl called after her, "If you’re claiming that in the name of England, then tell them to send another shipment of tea!" IMMD

Submitted by: Olivia

My Mother-in-law came over to visit yesterday. When her car pulled up in the drive my 5 year old son ran over to the front door and chanted "wait for it…wait for it…wait for it" until she finally knocked on the door. IMMD

Submitted by: snickerpants