Archive for February, 2010

When I was in the bathroom at a concert, the tags on the wall said: Guys, please put down the seat when you’re finished. Underneath that someone wrote: ‘be glad that we put it up in the first place’ IMMD

Submitted by: SlaveBrabant

My astronomy professor (who works with NASA on the various space probes) walked in to class today with a shirt that said "Actually, I AM a rocket scientist." IMMD

Submitted by: dunno source

Today in the computer lab, I witnessed someone get Rick Roll’d. IMMD

Submitted by: matt

Yesterday, in a class that I assist in, a 5 year old boy walked into class wearing a KISS t-shirt. IMMD

Submitted by: RockOn

I work as an art model, and today, one of the students, upon seeing me for the first time, said aloud, "Finally! A model where her tits aren’t hanging down to her knees!" IMMD

Submitted by: thehotmodel

My RWS professor was chatting with me and the few other early students in the classroom. I asked him what he did for fun, and he said, "I write. Didn’t you see my editorial for the Quibbler?" IMMD

Submitted by: geekers

My 3 year old son and I saw a water purifier commercial that came with an electronic measuring stick to prove itself. I asked my wife what are they measuring? My son looked at me with the most "duh!" look on his face and said: "Water!" IMMD.

Submitted by: matguy