Archive for February, 2010

I saw a cop turn his lights/siren on just to get through a red light, then he was stopped anyway by the train gate. IMMD

Submitted by: Michelle

My high school son told me his English teacher was telling the class she wasn’t going to accept any excuses for missing the final. A very confident jock said, "What if we’re exhausted from a night of sexual escapades?" She told him then he would have to take the test with his other hand. IMMD

Submitted by: Holly

I work in an Admissions office, and just processed an International application for a guy named Hee-Man. IMMD.

Submitted by: Apo

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I saw this book called ‘Shadow Art’ today. The whole thing was about how to make animals and objects out of your hands. The subtitle? ’101 Ways To Have Fun In The Dark!’ IMMD

Submitted by: Mo

I was on the bus and heard someone listening to 50 Cent obviously through earphones. It was the old lady sitting next to me. IMMD.

Submitted by: Dina

While driving to work on a gray morning I saw someone had painted the back window of their hatchback car to say, "You are LOVED!" and IMMD

Submitted by: Heather

My sister-in-law and I constantly argue over which of us is the bigger ditz. Today, as serious as possible, she asked my mom "when you move out, are you taking the closet?" Not only did it prove my point, but IMMD!

Submitted by: Rem