My wife and I were getting ready for bed and I had the TV remote next to me. She rolled over and caused the remote to crash onto the floor. Wondering what the noise was, she asked "What was that?" "What do you think it was?" I responded. Without missing a beat, she replied "Your fault." IMMD.
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That’s true love.
Yes, dear. (American version)
I’m totally using that on my boyfriend the next time something crazy happens………thanks so much!
Quarrel, make up, make out?
honey, is that you?