I gave my son yogurt for a snack. He said he didn’t like yogurt. I know he has never had it so I asked him how he knew he didn’t like it if he never tried. His response; "It came to me in a dream." IMMD
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He’s the reincarnation of George Carlin!
Humanity can only hope..
He’s a fussy eater!
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..just what I thought XD I want a kid like that!!
Well until you can materialize your imaginings in this reality I’m gonna watch you try it
Now imagine a sack full of gold…
you can know you don’t like something without tasting it; it’s why we have NOSES
This is fake. George Carlin is amazing. That is all.
It’s bad enough when shitty stand-ups rip off the greatest comic of all time, but now I have to read it on IMMD? There is no way that a five year old memorized a Carlin bit on the off chance that someone would someday ask him to try yogurt for the first time.
Now come on, kids come out with the weirdest things out of the blue sometimes, even if they’ve only ever heard it once.
The kid probably overheard someone else say it and it just stuck in his head. My boss’s kid is always picking up weird things people say.
Ya no one else could possibly come up with that complex little gem…
Np, i just think it’s more likely that someone thought they could post a 40-year-old joke and no one would notice.
RePost?
Hilarious!
Lol these comments wreak of someone who doesn’t have children.
XD omg, i lol’d!
and now i’m going to use words
wow, that kid is a genius