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I sent my fiance a IM of I Love you. He promptly replied with STALKER! IMMD

Submitted by: Jess

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  1. wangus says:

    GET OUT OF HERE STALKER.

  2. Jack says:

    Wow. This post is a lot creepier than probably intended. We only have her word for it that they’re actually engaged. And the IMMD part could be just that she received any response at all. Oh, this is just SICK.

  3. wombotismo says:

    People just arent getting this IMMD! I thought is was funny.

  4. wangus says:

    sure is SERIOUS BUSINESS in here

  5. John M says:

    Wow harsh ratings! What about this made everyone so angry? Not enough kittens? Wasn’t a story about coming out?

    • wombotismo says:

      LOL. Yeah, stick a gratuitous cat reference in there and people will love it.
      ‘I sent my fiance an IM of I love you (while my adorable kitten Mr Scratchykins was sitting on my lap)..’

    • Jack says:

      Not angry – just stupid. Much funnier if she really was a stalker – but a few people without a sense of humor aren’t buying that one, either.

  6. poop says:

    LAAAAAME. Why do these ones even make it on the site? Yet I submitted a way cooler one once (it involved a random person on a unicycle, c’mon people!) and they didn’t publish it. Although, at least this beats the ones where people say “I saw such and such. It made me think of such and such. My own funny mental joke made my own day, I’m awesome!” Or anything Harry Potter or Twilight-related.

  7. PulpHero says:

    Of course, the appropriate Geek response to a text of “I Love You” would be “I Know”.

  8. Mel says:

    Are you sure your IM didn’t go to Nicole right about you?

  9. MyOtherDisorder says:

    It only counts as being engaged if the other person knows. Otherwise, I just got engaged to Colin Farrell!! Love note, restraining order…what’s the difference?

  10. sfjoijo says:

    fuckers

  11. Jrizzle says:

    If I was a woman I would want to marry him too, that’s great humor.


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