At a busy intersection near my school, there’s a massive sheet-metal statue of Atlas. It’s very detailed except for the groin area which is as smooth as a Ken Doll’s. One day I drove by and saw that some proactive prankster had fashioned a huge sheet metal phallus and affixed it to the statue. The care taken in childish vandalism, IMMD.
Submitted by: Atlas
While showing my Mom a website that told us what happened on the day she was born, it told us what day she was conceived , She exclaimed “That was my Dad’s birthday!”. I said “I guess we know what Grandma gave him for his birthday”… The shade of red she turned IMMD
Submitted by: Spence
When we came back from Christmas Break the new CEO of our company had games installed on almost every floor. 1 has shuffleboard, 9 has bubble hockey, 8 has a ping pong table, 7 has a Wii, and 5 has an xbox 360 with Guitar hero. IMMD
Submitted by: happyhappy
We had just gotten a new admit at the hospital and the nurse was running through some routine questions. She asked, “how do you feel?” The patient responded in all seriousness, “my fingers.” I never laughed so hard at work in my life! IMMD
Submitted by: K
During Physical Science, we were looking at a Powerpoint my teacher created. One of the slides said “And now for something completely different.” IMMD.
Submitted by: Danny
Today I drew a picture of Spider Jerusalem from Warren Ellis’s “Transmetropolitan” comic and posted it on Twitter. Warren complimented me on it via Twitter. IMMD.
Submitted by: Kristin Marie
One girl at my school constantly boasts that she can do anything. One day, while she was bragging about how she can shoot, my friend shouted out “No one shoots like Gaston!” IMMD
Submitted by: debochira
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