Archive for January, 2010

All the Mom’s were forcing their kids around the big puddle in front of the playground. One mom led her son right into the middle and they both started jumping up and down and splashing each other. IMMD

Submitted by: Toots

My cat just started purring for the first time since his 7-story fall and fairly severe brain damage a year and a half ago. It may be the best sound I’ve ever heard.

Submitted by: Sara

I was teaching the vocabulary word "devour" to my first graders. Thinking of The Cookie Monster, I said, "I’m thinking of someone on television who likes to devour lots of a certain type of food.." and before I could go on one of my kids says "Oprah?"

Submitted by: J-Wo

I got a phone call from a friend of mine who’s a police officer and he asked me to help the police department by being a test subject for a county wide DUI enforcement class. They told me they would give me $100 to get drunk at 9 am and help cops do field sobriety tests. IMMD

Submitted by: MattW

It was the last day of school and I was stuck in my science class. My science teacher knew that everybody wanted to get out of there and wouldn’t be paying attention. He starts off the class by saying, "For today, we’re gonna watch a small astronomy film." He puts in the movie after a minute the huge yellow words appear of the screen. STAR WARS. IMMD!

Submitted by: Karl

In the fitting room at work we have coloring books for the kids. A man in his 20′s asked if he could color. I said yes, he colored and taped it on the wall. IMMD

Submitted by: cynthia

Today I was at a Verizon store and the power went out. Someone in the store loudly said Dun Dun Duuuuun!” IMMD

Submitted by: bob