Driving home waiting to turn into my apartment complex I noticed a skinny, pale, heavily tattooed man holding up on coming traffic. After realizing it was my boyfriend I looked in horror trying to figure out what he was doing. I called him from my cellphone and he told me to look at his feet. A momma duck and six ducklings where trying to cross the street to the creek. He said “they couldn’t reach the crosswalk button.” IMMD
Submitted by: Brenda
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Little does your boyfriend know those are actualy my robotic assassin ducks. As soon as they reach the creek they will swim to Wisconsin and murder anyone wearing a cheese hat. -That Man



Oh they “where”, were they?
Oh if only there “where” less trolls around.
Why is it that this is the one thing you pick out of this? A sweet story and you go around being grammar police. Get a life, loser.
agreed steve
+10000000
Little does your boyfriend know those are actualy my robotic assassin ducks. As soon as they reach the creek they will swim to Wisconsin and murder anyone wearing a cheese hat.
maybe it’s just me but wouldnt that still be doing the world a favor ?
WELL then.
*snicker*
LOL!
Oi!
Well then thank god only idiots wear those hats. We could do with less of them.
I don’t like That Man. That Man is a menace.
Fortunately for us, we have nothing to do in winter but browse zanny websites and wait for crazy mad scientests to reveal thier diabolicle plans. XD
“Okay guys, time to pull out the cheese hat machine guns and poison the bread crumbs!”
It;s called a cheese head…know your enemy. sheesh
Despite those rude comments, what he did was sooo cute!
Sincere congratulations on your choice of a boyfriend.
My thought exactly
agreed
Marry that man immediately.
AGREED!
That’s what I was coming on to say.
What a good guy!
agreed
Indeed!
Give him a hug for me!
Aww, skinny, pale, heavily tattooed bf FTW!
Exactly! Reminds me of mine. X3
so cute~
skinny, pale, heavily tattooed bf may look scary, but he has a heart of candy floss :3
Skinny, Pale, Heavily Tattooed Man saves the day again!
wow, this post MMD and after having a bad day, I needed it!
I stopped traffic for a couple of ducks once. It was great – until the ducks stopped in the middle of the road. Some doofus honked at me to move, and the duck and her babies got scared and wouldn’t move. Cars kept pulling up, yelling and blaring their horns. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, a cop drove up! I thought I was going to get arrested, but he came up to me and said something epic: “Sir. Let a professional handle this.” The cop then guided traffic around until the street was empty, and then he even helped me get the ducks across the street!
Best of all, when I tried to thank him, he shook his head. “Proud to protect, honored to serve. Even ducks.” IMMD
God bless our everyday heroes.
Loved Brenda’s story AND yours, Mahalo! God bless us, one and all!
Aww! This story and the original MMD and made me cry too!
I’m so glad this story made the front page (finally!). Every time I saw it on the vote page, I ‘awwww’d
He is what you call a KEEPER ! Lovely story, thanks for sharing !!
I would kill to have a boyfriend like that.
O_O
Brenda, tell me you’re still breathing!!!
My boyfriend and I stopped traffic on a busy street one day to pick up a little turtle on the side of the road heading right for the cars.
He was an angry thing, but we took him to the park on the other side and put him near the pond. Made me feel really good, and some skaters there videotaped us from their ramps and were hollering and cheering… it was silly. =]
It was WONDERFUL!!
This made me think of that kid’s book “Make Way for Ducklings.” One of my favorite books ever!!
Oh yeah, that’s a keeper.
And what kind of freak gives this a thumbs down?!
the ones he stopped?
or the same people that keeps bitching about how the world population becomes corrupt but when someone does a good deed they just bash him…
Something similar to this happened to me, but it was a man moving a turtle out of the road. It gave me a little hope for humanity, too
Hei, belive it or now, this post made my day
AWWWWWWWWWW!
Does he have a brother? Hehe, seriously don’t let go of him, cause if you do, I’ll snatch him up! He’s so sweet! ^_^
He’s a keeper!
that’s so sweet! Props to your man.
and that is why he is your boyfriend! (no matter how he looks…)
Awwwww, that’s sooo sweet!!!!!
That’s awesomesauce.
MMD!!! And made Mr.Boyfriend-guy ask if he needed to save ducks to win my love….and I said of course! :3 Your man needs lots f hugs and cookies
I LOVE IT!!
I LOVE DUCKS!!!!! Marry him!!! Anyone who saves awesome little ducklings deserves a nobel prize or something… WHOOP
Who wants to bet that man got laid that very day?
…except for the fact that it took her a while to recognize said boyfriend… yeah, he might be the keeper, but she’s certainly a throwaway broad.
WIN and FAIL at the same time.
Yeesh, be nice!
Good man! I love ducks!