Driving home yesterday I passed three bikers, all in black pants/tights. One was wearing a gold shirt, another a blue shirt, and the third…a red shirt. All I could think was "Poor, expendable red shirt, you’ll be dead before you cross the street." IMMD
Submitted by: Rachael
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I’m glad you found yourself so funny.
Seconded. This IMMD would have been better without the ‘I’m so clever’ last line.
Uhh, what?
Star Trek.
Ahh, Star Trek strikes again…
WIN. XD
Hopefully Redshirt at least wore a helmet.
IMMODs are getting old…
so what’s the O for?
“Own”
And I’ve never seen that before. Common sense.
That properly should have ended with “and then I ran him over.”
Bwahaha!! Evil but funny!!
Seconded.
Thirdeded
Star Trek FTW!
Red shirt dies first
Awesome!
They weren’t Star Trek, they ware half the power rangers crew after budget cuts.
Please don’t tell me you tried to hit the poor guy. I would’ve laughed if you did though. lol.
Was it bikers or bikies? If you live where I live, it would have a whole different meaning since being part of a bikie gang is illegal in NSW (state in Australia).
And then there were two…
Seems to be some sort of Star Trek reference? Not remotely funny, but carry on.
glad to see you wanted to post this for…. no reason. good carry on.
I wish you hadn’t mentioned this … my motorbike jacket is red (and the bike) and I was going to pull it out of hibernation on the weekend :/
Don’t worry
Just say you’re the red ranger
That’s right. A P-93 Titan-Worm will pop out of the man hole and bite the Red Shirt’s head off.
RIP, Red Shirt. You were useless in life, but you were hilarious in death.
Maybe not. Maybe hs is the plucky comic relief.
If they had a green-shirted friend, they could be promoting Hogwarts house unity!