Archive for December, 2009

To make money during the holidays I normally bake cookies that my friend then sells at a stall in the park. Today my mom’s boyfriend came up to my mom with a plate of cookies and was saying he had worked so hard to bake them just for her, looking at them we both realized they were mine and we knew he was a jerk. IMMD

I was nearing the front of a long line of traffic, when a car came up the turn lane to my right and cut in front of the big black SUV in front of me. He was then pulled over by said big black unmarked police SUV. IMMD.

I was commiserating with the pizza guy about how cold it is. “I’ve got spiderman pajamas on under this,” he replied, perfectly serious, “so I’m good.” IMMD

Fave Comment

… The failing Newspaper business finally hit Peter, huh? He just needs to finish college and get a real job. – Earthman

I work at a large bank branch, a customer came up to the window requesting a new credit card, he proceeded to open his hands and drop large fragments of his previous card. I asked what he had done. “Do you know Gambit in X-Men, while it turns out I am not him” IMMD

I had to get two little fillings today. While the dentist was doing his job, I noticed that the poster on his back wall was a blue print of the Class Constitution II Starship Enterprise. IMMD.

Fave Comment

… The failing Newspaper business finally hit Peter, huh? He just needs to finish college and get a real job. – Lance

My new husband and I had recently found out we were expecting. My husband has a thick Boston accent, when he told my 11 year old son that we were going to have a baby my son asked, in seriousness, “Who’s accent will the baby have?” IMMD

Fave Comment

… Forget Stallone, I’m picturing a baby with a Kennedy accent. – aleksa

Someone broke into my car a couple of days ago and stole some of my work paperwork (???). He also generously left me a bottle of prescription pills…with his name, address, and phone number on it. The police really appreciated the help, too. IMMD.