Archive for December, 2009

In the middle of Avatar , there was a scene of a burning horse . Someone in the front row shouted “OMG PONYTA” followed by “NO . ITS RAPIDASH” IMMD

I work at a hotel that has free beer, wine and food once a week. It was so dead for the holidays that my boss walks in to find three other employees and myself playing Candyland in the lobby. His response? “No one’s drinking?” IMMD

Fave Comment

… Candyland sounds way more interesting as a drinking game. – Lummox JR

I was allowed to keep a computer from a marketing job I was laid off from. As I was deleting the programs I wouldn’t need anymore, I found the itunes has 6,754 songs on it! IMMD!

A buddy of mine at work put an aluminum pole on a nice pvc tube stand in my cubicle for Festivus. It was there to greet me when I walked into work this a.m.

I was checking my sister’s Twitter page, and I clicked to see who was following her. Myself and a psychologist. IMMD

When the payment system at a shop wasn’t working, me and the shop assistant prayed to ceiling cat – and it worked. IMMD

Last night, we saw a trailer for some movie coming out about Russian spies trying to kill the president. I turned to my (Russian) friend and was like, “In Soviet Russia, President Kill You!” Then we paused, and at the same time said, “Wait, no, that one actually works…” IMMD

Fave Comment

… In Soviet Russia, the hurtin is Putin on you…? – Narg