I was grocery shopping with my mum and my 11 year old brother when I spotted an old lady wearing a very gaudy Christmas t-shirt that read “How naughty do you think I am?” On reading this my brother said “I’ll bet not very with that hip replacement” and IMMD
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True story…that was my husband’s grandma. She was telling us about it at supper a few days back. It made her day too, actually. She’s always done eccentric things like that. She also has an elf hat that says “Jingle This”. After her husband died last spring she just sort of cut loose. Tell your brother though, that she hasn’t ever gotten a hip replacement. (^_-)
Naughty enough to induce vomiting in strangers.
No way, kid, those things are like boob implants — when the vixen is dead and gone, her fake hips will still be good as new.
Listen to little old ladies gossiping and you’ll know they are quite naughty indeed!
Seems like Gramma is more of a cyborg than that guy who got fillings…
Ooooh nice what’s grannies #
Love this.