Having found a room for rent on Craigslist, I went to the bar to meet my new room mates (I am female; the room mates are male). Instead of asking the typical questions like “Do you have pets? Do you have a steady job?” my room mates asked me what my favorite dinosaur was, how I feel about the band Rush, and if I was Team Jacob or Team Edward. IMMD.
Author’s Answers
… My answers were velociraptor, that I’m even more into Rush since I broke up with my exboyfriend the Rush nerd (whose favorite band was Rush because he asked his parents who sang a particular song when he was younger and they said Rush, and then when he was in high school, he found out it was actually Journey who sang his favorite song), and I snorted in my Yuengling when they asked about Twilight. “Overprotective clingly sparkly vampire or hairy underage werewolf with godawesome abs…”
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and you said neither because Twilight sucks, right?
What were your Answers?
And guys asked you about Twilight ?
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i love them, seen them live
what?
I thought that was awesome until the Twilight question came up…
Guys talking about Twilight? I think you, being a female, won’t have anything to worry about from having male roommates.
Personally, I’m Team Tyler’s Van.
Please say the Twilight question was a test. Like, the correct answer was, “No.”
No: the question is a lie, like the book(s).
The cake is a lie too. :S
Leonardo FTW!!!
Maybe its where I live but honestly no one talks about dinosaurs anymore…
anyone else getting a weird MLIA vibe from a few of these IMMD’s? i’d hate to see this site turn into one big contest for the biggest lies.
i like that a lot of the submissions on this site seem real.
What do you mean no one talks about dinosaurs any more? I do so all the time with friends, they are most of the time the topic of the conversations.
Don’t hate on the dinos.
I’m studying to be a paleontologist. Dinosaurs are awesome.
Did he ditch you out cause you say T-rex ? Same thing happened to me !
Rush is the greatest rock band ever.
“Today, potential roommates asked me if I was Team Edward or Team Jacob. FML”
Rush rules!
1. Spinosaurus
2. Don’t really care
3. Team Potter
Agree…Team Potter FTW!!!
:O seriously…this just MMD… team potter!
Rush? I love Dark Side of the Moon!
Isn’t DSOTM from Pink Floyd? I believe that, sir, is fail
triceratops, rush is epic and screw vampires, hobbits for life.
1. Raptor
2. All Rush, all the time, no exceptions.
3. Team Van Helsing
1. T-Rex
2. Don’t know them.
3. Neither. Team Percy (bleep)ing Jackson, bitch! Olympus rulz and Twilight FAILS!!!
A fellow Olympian. Welcome to Camp Half-Blood. ^_^
Sweet
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I love those books! The movie looks like it will ruin it, though.
I leik Poseidon and the Hydra.
Another half-blood here. Percy rocks. (doubly if you already slogged through the Iliad and the Odyssey in the original version.)
Seriously, why do people keep saying stuff that’s different from the books?! THAT’S THE POINT!!!!!! Just shut up and enjoy the movie!!!!! Twilight just sucks, though.
1. Toss up between Argentinosaurus and Troodon
2. Never heard of them. I will look them up.
3. Neither. Team Helsing
Not a huge fan of Twilight, but I was Team Jacob BEFORE Taylor Lautner. XP
1. Bronchosaurus (they’re so easy-going
)
2. Been a while, but I used to love them
3. Fuck off
I hope you said 1) Raptor Christ and 2) Team Fuck Twilight.
1. Mosasaur
2. No real opinion
3. Twilight sucks. Team Caboose! We. Hate. Babies.
Awesome Red. v. Blue Reference.
But Sarge is better ^-^
1. Veloceraptor(not sure of the spelling)
2. Never heard of them
3. Screw Team Edward/Jacob, I’m Team Darren(Darren Shan from Vampire’s Assistant, amazing books)
I have to say, those sound like some awesome roommates.
My answers were velociraptor, that I’m even more into Rush since I broke up with my exboyfriend the Rush nerd (whose favorite band was Rush because he asked his parents who sang a particular song when he was younger and they said Rush, and then when he was in high school, he found out it was actually Journey who sang his favorite song), and I snorted in my Yuengling when they asked about Twilight. “Overprotective clingly sparkly vampire or hairy underage werewolf with godawesome abs…”
LoL! WIN MEG, WIN! XD
Pterodactyl, Rush is awesome, and neither Team, but if I had to pick one, I’d pick Team Jacob, because at least he is a man and not a fairy.
Edward isn’t a fairy.
You make him sound like Tinkerbell.
Edward is a vampire, a sparkling….. nevermind.
(and before someone decides to yell at me for liking Twilight (again), I am not at all serious about my defense of it)
They asked about twilight?, I know what team they are, no wonder you’re willing to roommate with them!
Congrats! I think your new roommates may be rainbow people like me!
1. Archaeopteryx (does that count?)
2. Neutral
3. I liked that Team Potter business… or how about Team Lestat? Team Spike? Hmmm…
Selene could kick all their asses. In vinyl, too.
1) pterodactyl
2) OMG LOVE Rush
3) Team Snape, thank you very much.
Yay, two votes for Team Snape ^_^
…I’ll wizards’ duel you for him.
1) Triceratops
2) Jury’s still out on Rush. Haven’t gotten a song by them stuck in my head yet.
3) Team Sherlock Holmes. (If I wanted a gay vampire, I’d have been a fan of Angel)
3 months later: “The guys have never stolen my panties, or snuck into my room when I’m at work. But they do want to meet all my male friends. IMMD.”
1. Dracorex Hogwartsia (yes it’s a real dinosaur)
2. Never heard of it
3. Team Potter
OMG HAI MEG/MIMI!
I would LOVE to know your answers. These would have been mine.
1. Triceratops
2. Rush are pretty rockin’.
3. Team Jacob since Breaking Dawn.
Are you sure they weren’t twelve year old girls in disguise?
1- Trex
2- they are de holy trinity.
3- Slytherin
Hmmm…
1. Dracorex Hogwartsia
2. Neal Peart is the greatest drummer ever. ^-^
3. TEAM CEDRIC!
Hopefully it doesn’t turn to IMMR….
u figure out the acronym…
My answers: Pterosaurus; Rush is an excellent band; and Team Snape. Because he’s smart, brave, mysterious, and hotter than Edward and Jacob combined.
1.) Velociraptor, 2.) Epic, 3.) Team Blade
Win.
1) Trogdor
2) Geddy is a God of the Low Frequencies
3) Team Jacob…. Edward is a douche
The mention of Yuengling made my day!
These are male humans in their most natural ‘abitat!
Watch as they try to court the beautiful female by luring ‘er into their den. First, they try to seduce ‘er and bring down ‘er defenses. Then, when the time is right, they STRIKE with deadly force!
Beautiful specimens, beautiful…. now, let’s watch as the mating rituals begin in a group… :O
Ha ha, you win for liking raptors. xD
I’m asked “Team Edward or Team Jacob?” all the time. I simply reply “Neither! Team Rocket!” before reciting the Team Rocket motto.
WIN.
1) Trogdor
2)Eh…
3) Team Lestat
Also, Team Northman.
Hey these guys are awesome, they had their priorities straight! Figure out who they’re gonna get along with first. And they probably figure they can tell a lot more about a person from those answers, which i must naturally agree with or else sound stupid and like a j.a.!
I’m on team “Quit Making Movies”.
If I was the guy interviewing you, you would’ve won just because you got a Yuengling.
I’m with the guy that draws the online comic “HijINKS Ensue”:
TEAM EDWARD JAMES OLMOS!
well you dont have to worry about them getting in ur pants if theyre asking about twilight
At least we have a woman here who knows what the hell to drink!
Props on the raptor and twilight comment also