In a moment of half sleep/half wake, my husband asked, “What happens when you right click it?” Even in his sleep, he’s still a big tech nerd, and IMMD.
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… As a D&D nerd, I will have to watch myself to avoid asking a girl to “roll for initiative” in bed. – DrPluton
o.o I didn’t know my wife put this up here.
Lol, looking over this…this is actually pretty
damn funny.
Haha, I couldn’t resist, love
my boyfriend is in computer programming, and one time he was talking in his sleep, about C++. i couldn’t stop laughing.
if he was a big nerd he would already know what happens if you right click it …
Ahhh the joys of being with a tech nerd…my hubby does that all the time!
this sounds like you married me from the future (O_o)
This was awesome!
You evil bitch. Don’t you understand? He is having a nightmare from stupid people asking him for help all the time.
God, yes. Yes!!
Someone finally understands my pain.
I work as a freelance programmer and I
offer tech support at my site. But most of
the support I give is via IM’s. People CONSTANTLY
ask me these seriously stupid questions that
make me question if humanity will really survive another
100 years.
-Viral.
Agreed, without the insults.
Not really an insult when a 23 year old male
asks me how come computer isn’t working right when
he doesn’t have it plugged into the wall (talking about
a desktop), if you ask me. I think it’s just common
sense.
-Viral.
That’s kinda like working a long tech support gig, coming home, and then answering your home phone “Tech Support, this is Greg speak-Uh, I mean hello?”
I’m a school librarian. My husband was watching the Tonight Show one night after I had gotten to sleep. I sat up completely asleep and told the TV in a loud voice, “If you can’t be any quieter you’ll have to go back to class!”
Sounds like he was having a nightmare to me……
Sounds like he was dreaming of internet porn to me……
;D
Ubie scores!
As a D&D nerd, I will have to watch myself to avoid asking a girl to “roll for initiative” in bed.
You’re a D&D nerd… you won’t have a girl in bedXD!!!
haha jkjk
The one time when improved initiative is a disadvantage…
As a female D&D player, I find that sexy as long as you have the Dex mod to back it up
this comment just mmd!
Are you a rouge? Then you could take an attack of opportunity from behind!
wow evry one of these is loade with win
plus 5 internets for all!
My boyfriend hates demomen so much he tries to destroy my “sticky bombs” with his hands while he’s sleeping.
great excuse there, miss
Solly. Solly has kicked your ass demoman!
Maggot.
Next time this happens give him some complitely random answer like
“then the eggs fall off” or some nonsense and see where the conversation leads you
belive it or not it’s actually possible to carry on some rather interrasting conversation with people who are sleeping withone them knowing
It’s true! One time my sis fell asleep in the living room and I asked her if she was asleep, she answered “no.” So we carried on a short conversation, then she woke up and didn’t remember it at all, lol!
Yeah. I once asked my son if he wanted to go to the washroom before bed, not knowing he was asleep, and he responded, “No thanks, I’ve had enough marshmallows for now,” so I decided to carry it on for a good five or so minutes.
My hubby plays CCGs. He sometimes tells me he “still has to make a 3-card exertion” or “that’s how you play the game!” in his sleep! I LOVE it!!
my dad came into my room a few years back and asked where I had left the keys to his car. In my sleep I threw the keys at him and yelled FIREBALL at the top of my lungs. I dont remember any of it…(Im a mage in WoW) >.<