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After having 3 teeth filled I realized I had just replaced weak diseased tissue with a stronger, artificial composite that is chemically bonded to me. I am one step closer to being a cyborg. IMMD

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… Lol omg you just made fillings awesome. (Y) – Sammi

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  1. Cremela says:

    Be careful you don’t become a cyberman! ;D

  2. Sammi, says:

    Lol omg you just made fillings awesome. (Y)

  3. b says:

    First time I ever felt like getting teeth fillings! 8D

  4. Arnold says:

    Come with me if you want good oral hygiene.

  5. Tim says:

    What do you think your fuckin JP from Grandma’s boy?! fail

  6. Charlie says:

    FUCK YEAH!

  7. Thomas says:

    It’s not as good as it sounds. I have eleven metal pins in my hip and shoulder that set of metal detectors and some of the anti-theft devices at some stores.

  8. kidda says:

    “off”

  9. Magnus says:

    and why did you post this inanity exactly?

  10. charj says:

    Next step: Eat foil.

  11. Josh says:

    You’re not becoming a cyborg. You ALREADY ARE A CYBORG. Just mostly human rather than about 50:50. And I am too! Go cyborgs!

  12. warezIbanez says:

    I have FOUR composite pieces that replaced my wisdom teeth. That must make ME the strongest of the cyborgs!

  13. Jahzzie says:

    So then- by this theory, Because I had the wrap around headset retainers in grade school, I was a step closer to growing an exoskeleton!

  14. Teek says:

    I have metal rods attached to my spine. Are these things cool now?

    What about artificial hips? Also cyborg-worthy?

  15. Kirsten says:

    I’ll think of that when I go to the Denist. It’ll make it less scary.

  16. Bamboozle says:

    That means I’m a cyborg as well! AWESOME

  17. lvdata says:

    Yea, but us cyborgs require maintenance. I just had my old silver filling replaced with a new ceramic one. FML

  18. Stacy says:

    This comment made my day!

  19. comic book geekette says:

    OMG, I’m a cyborg too! Booyeah. I want a built in lazer cannon. This toally made my day.

  20. Julie says:

    I sooo tell people I’m part cyborg too! Mine is from my titanium dental implant (it’s a little metal rod that nearly hits my sinuses). Dentistry leading to becoming a cyborg FTW!

  21. Remember: Resistence is futile. You WILL be assimilated.

  22. bazjack says:

    Wow. I have been putting off going to the dentist forever because I suspect I have a cavity but cannot stand the sounds of the drill, etc. You have totally made it possible for me to endure the filling process. Thanks!

  23. Honya-chan says:

    funny thing…….. teeth arent tissue.. >.>

  24. NKD says:

    My husband has started introducing me as either his “Six Million Dollar Wife” or “Bionic Woman” since I have an implanted medical device (intrathecal pump) and fused spine (titanium rods and screws with bone-growth hormone coated carbon fiber replacement disc spacers). Never thought to include fillings on the list of modifications.

    And yes, the pump sets off all sorts of security alarms. I have to carry a card that has a warning written in 12 different languages. While the English phrase spells out how I have a medically-necessary implant that may set off some security systems, and that caution should be used with magnetic screening systems since there is a risk of shutting off the device, a friend who speaks Arabic recently told me the entire spiel in several of the other languages is “This device will set off your alarm systems.” Hope I can find an English reading security guard!

  25. Thomas says:

    does that mean since i have a stronger material added on, my braces make me iron man?


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