While I was driving in the car, I saw a person outside in a Luigi outfit , holding a sign that said, “WILL WORK FOR COINS”.
Archive for December, 2009
MarioFan
Me
I showed my 2 year old son a picture of a fetus to try and explain to him that we where having another baby. He looked at it, looked back at me with huge eyes and said “Mommy! there’s a Dinosaur in your tummy!”. IMMD
Leigh
My dad told me that when he walked into a craft store that had been devastated by Christmas shoppers, his first thought was, “Man, this crap would be fun to roll up with a Katamari.” IMMD
Raven
Ellis G.
Chicago traffic was a bitch, so some people were using the shoulder of the highway to get around… a guy in a light blue Prius decided to park in the shoulder and block the cheaters until the cops showed up and gave them all tickets. thanks to the guy in the Pruis! IMMD
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Knowing that it was very unlikely, I texted me mom and asked if she bought me the new Victoria’s Secret bra that makes your bust appear 2 sizes larger. Her response? “Oops, sorry no, We were thinking implants.” IMMD.
Generic Turtle’s Little Moment of Win
Today in my Chemistry class a kid just shouted out, “How is it that I can name all 150 Pokemon yet I can’t remember these elements?” IMMD.


