I was at Pizza Hut and one of the employees dropped a bunch of plates causing a bunch of noise. The restaurant was quiet for a minute then someone from the kitchen yelled “Play him off Keyboard Cat!” Everyone started laughing. IMMD
Archive for November, 2009
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Becky
My nephew came wheeling around the corner on his scooter screaming AHHH run away it’s either a big kitty or a small bear!! IMMD
Julia
The weather channel was playing the lord of the rings soundtrack for the local on the eights. IMMD!
deddeddie
While grocery shopping I picked up a bottle of hand lotion and put it in the cart. Without missing a beat, my hubby said “It puts the lotion in the basket” in perfect buffalo bill intonation. IMMD.
CJ
In Art History class, my aging professor commented on a Truck he had seen driving in front of him that had a “small sack with two eggs in it” hanging below the bumper. We then had to explain “Truck-Nuts” to him. IMMD.
lasergirl
Sewing a dress for a drag queen, a co-worker’s 9 year old daughter came in to see what I was doing. I tried to explain, tactfully, that my friend likes to put on wigs and perform sings onstage. She thought a moment, and then said “You mean, like Hannah Montana?” Yup. IMMD


