I was waiting to cross the road with my four year old cousin and my Aunt, who was trying to teach him how to cross properly, looked down and asked him what the first rule was, he thought for a minute before confidently stateing: You don’t talk about Fight Club. I laughed so hard I almost got hit by a bus. IMMD
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The Second Rule of Fight Club is; Talk about fight club and you get hit by a bus!
Too bad that in telling you the rule- he broke it…..
Funny; too bad it’s fake.
Funny. Too bad it’s fake.
Ur retarded.y is a fake? My 4 year old nephew says the funniest / most random things all the time
Your cousin is awesome.
Wait wait. That was HILARIOUS, not just “funny”. ..and how do you know it’s fake? Maybe the boy’s father indoctrinated him properly into the rules…?
Come on. Don’t take this away from me
*in high pitched helium filled voice* Whats Rule number one?
always Listen to Buck!
haha win!
Rule number six – “You can break rule number two, if there’s ..uh.. a female involved!”
Funny story, but please tell me someone’s just told him that and he remembered the quote? Otherwise, 4-year-old watching that movie is a MASSIVE parent fail.
my first thought. hopefully he picked it up from the trailer.
That was my first thought as well! I’m really hoping no one let’s their 4 year old watch that movie…
Yup, hilarious that a four-year-old has been fed lines from one of the most deranged movies i have seen in a long time. I have no problem with the film, i have a problme with people who think its fine to share it with their 4 year old child.
Get over yourself.
Ok, that both hilarious and disturbing. 4-yr old spouting lines he heard his older brother/dad/someone say? Awesomely funny. 4 yr old watching that movie? Epic fail. Though still a little funny
What a bad tempered bus, trying to hit you just because you laughed!
Stupid kid. Everyone knows the first rule is “Cardio”.
OMG! Best movie ever
There’s the win I’ve been looking for!
Maybe that’s his favorite bedtime story.
The other day we were talking about pH levels and one of the examples way lye. I asked my teacher if that was what they put on the guys hand in fight club and she said yes… after seeing a bunch of confused looks from my classmates i realized that the only people in my class that had seen fight club were me and the teacher, lol.
that just MMD!!