In English class we finished reading ‘A Christmas Carol’ and were supposed to create a little joke about how mean Scrooge was. My friend said ‘Scrooge is so mean, for Christmas he got tiny Tim a 3 legged dog. IMMD
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that was funny!
Look at it this way-when the dog has to pee, he can just stand there!
Funny…
It’s a shame though that no one actually reads A Christmas Carol– Scrooge isn’t so much mean as grieving.
How they felt excuses what they did?
I’ve read it, and was surprised to realize that I share many of (pre-haunted) Scrooge’s values. …is that bad?
But grief doesn’t have to make you nasty – witness the Cratchitts after they lose Tiny Tim – still a loving family, though grieving.
You write jokes in English class? Where do you go to school – Second City Improv?
well, dogs *are* supposed to look like their owners.
The worst part is, he bought it because it was 25% off.
SO MUCH WIN.
LOLING SO HARD
I adopted a three-legged dog from the humane society, and they really had discounted her since she was harder to place. I make the 25% off joke all the time, but some people think I’m cruel.
I also buy her pirate-themed collars, leashes, and toys. Yarrr! I still need to find a peg leg though.
Are you in 3rd grade? Who taught you to type? I wish I could have gone to your school.
Are you happy with yourself? I’ve shot boogers all over my computer!
Here’s one: “Scrooge is such a cynic, he makes Statler and Waldorf look like Kermit’s yes-men.”
How strange! So did we!