I blocked off an area of an underground garage with cones and yellow tape. Somebody moved them and parked a BMW there. I had blocked it off because of a sewer leak from the store above. Yep, right on his hood! IMMD
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… I would’ve gone into that store just to go to the bathroom! – Tim



I’ll bet you LIVE for stuff like this!
who doesn’t?
God straft meteen ;D
Inderdaad
What a crappy situation to be in.
BMW– Bowel Movement Waiting.
Would have been even better if the Beemer had been a convertable.
Muahahahahahahaha
I was about to say if only he’d left the sun roof open!
Something tells me the owner will bring up why nobody closed the area off.
yes, and that story can go on notalwaysright.com
Should have called and got them a parking ticket or a sticker to boost the bad news when they got back! They won’t do that again!!;)
Something tells me that if they were the type of person who feels so self important that they move cones so they can park somewhere, not only will they try it again, they will try to sue for damages. Someone’s head will roll for this!
Sadly you’re probably right..
bob is above bobby
I would’ve gone into that store just to go to the bathroom!
Hahaha! It would have been even funnier if you put the cones and yellow tape back up around the BMW, and taped a sign about the sewage drip on the hood :p
Well, that was a shit decision.
OMG please tell me this happened at a garage near Tyson’s corner in Virginia–I think I saw that car. I remember thinking wow, what a d-bag, what makes him special enough to move cones and park there just because he has a BMW???
And if this IS where that was, it will MMD
Are you from the area? The garage where I saw it was under the building on the corner of 7 and International Drive next to the Silver Diner–I use the gym on the 2nd floor of that building. Small world!
I think that the 15 people who downvoted this are people who have moved cones and tape like that before, only to get bitten in the butt about it.
Most excellent. He certainly got what he deserved.
Shame it was on the hood and not through an open sunroof.
Why is the fact that it was a BMW relevant?
To support the fact that it was a stereotypical BMW owner that was further carrying out the stereotype that BMW owners are all self-important people.
This guy is a double-arsehat for that in my opinion.
I work at a car wash and 9 times out of 10, the pissy jackasses who complain the most are BMW owners. Besides, you’ve heard the old joke, right?
What’s the difference between a BMW owner and a porcupine?
Porcupines have their pricks on the outside.
Ever notice that everyone with a BMW are pricks?
It would have been better if it was a boiling hot day, just to make it more agravating.
Piss on them!