I was sitting in my kitchen and watching an obnoxious fly cruise around the room. Suddenly, it slowly fell out of the air, landed on the table, buzzed a few times, and died. That’s right. I watched a fly die of old age. IMMD.
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either that or you have evil psychic powers
Muahahahaha, the annoyance comes to an end.
Now you have learned all you can my young grasshopper…
“… And then I realized I was in a commercial for Bean-O.”
Damn, I felt old just reading that…
Ah, isn’t that how we should all go? Doing what we do best, annoying people in the process, and then — the end.
The man who stares at flies.
Lord of the Flies!
God love the French. She wasn’t shy. She was scared *hitless.
J.
A FRENCH fly???????
Hehe I think you have the wrong post. This makes a lot more sense on the one below this one.
are you sure you didn’t fart?
take a shower
Old age being like… 2 days? heh.
Two weeks, as a matter of fact.
I figured the both of you would have died from boredom – you were watching a fly?
Can i ask, what the hell were you cooking?
Well the fly probably didn’t died of old age, they rarely get to that far. They die long before, because fungus grows slowly into their throttles (This is actually why yound flies don’t buzz so loud like older flies) and blocks out the air. So in fact your fly probably just drowned.
How did it “slowly” fall? Gravity kinda weak today is it?
Are you sure that the fly died of old age and it didn’t die because you need to clean your pigsty? If you living room is so toxic that not even a fly can survive you need to put on a hazmat suit and CLEAN YOUR HOUSE!
I much enjoy sucking up flies with the vacuum. x3
Ever spray OFF on one? It is hilarious. They try to get away from the smell but it is on them, drives them insane. They bump into the walls and mirrors and everything else in a panic!
Yes a am a sadistic bitch, why do you ask?
That’s not how DEET works. It masks people and makes them less “visibl”e to mosquitos.
They probably freak out ’cause you sprayed them with DEET in their eyeballs.
you are SO jedi
I hate to be staunchly factual person, but I doubt the fly died of old age OR a toxic room. It probably died of starvation, which also accounts for the “slow fall.”
Sorry to burst your bubble, Bobby, but you most likely do not have telepathic powers.
Or carbon monoxide poisoning…
I’ve actually seen this too, once. Long ago. It was indeed awesome.
That or the fly had a heart attack?
Poor thing, that flies don’t have heart.
You heard a fly buzz when it died?
Maybe it was lupus.
IT’S NEVER LUPUS!!
Except for that one time when it WAS Lupus
Death seems to make everyone’s day here..
Dude, you need a life.
They say when a fly dies of age, fungus, toxic air or starvation, an angel get its wings.
Hahahahahaa thats sooo cool.
The sad thing is the fly didn’t die of old age. It had aids.