A friend of mine told me how he rear ended another car yesterday. The person he hit happened to be a midget. The guy got out his car and walked to my friend’s window, looked up and said, “I am not happy.” To which my friend replied, “Then which one are you?” IMMD
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I’d watch out. He may have six friends to back him up.
FAKE
It’s 2180 down because it’s FAKE!
“I’m “I’ve got a baseball bat and your knees are just at the good height.”
I didn’t made it in the movie. Now, about my car…”
Your friend is an asshole, and you’re an idiot for thinking that’s funny.
We here at ICHC would like to enrole you into Humor 101.
Seriously. This is part of the Cheezburger Network. Don’t say anything on the Cheezburger Network isn’t funny, because it doesn’t get on the front page if it isn’t.
ahhhhh that was beautiful. this just made my day!!
Bah-dum-ch!
Please. This site is IMMD, not joke of the day.
This website is starting to suck. It’s nothing but old, bad jokes reconstituted to first-person. C’mon, people, if you don’t have a real (or at least original) incedent to post, DON’T POST!
That joke is so old… [fill in the blank]
…that Grumpy got Happy, Dopey got stoned and had to go to rehab, along with Sneezy and Snow White…
And when he got home he found a hook stuck in the door!
wouldn’t it be awesome if this exact story turned up on FML from the midgets point of view
no, he didn’t.
shenanigans
My dad told me that joke like, five years ago XD
Glad that old joke made your day.
My guess would be Grumpy…
Fake! This joke is as old as the internet. Try again, dude.
This joke is as old as the hills!!… or at least Disney Corp…
This was a bad joke when I first heard it 20 years ago.
take my wife, please!
Badumtsssssssssssssh. Thanks, I’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waitress. :p
FAIL. This joke has been told a time or two. Midgets are still funny though.
I would imagine Grumpy.
Now you know your friend lies everytime he’s telling you a weird story.
It’s a running joke midgets have. If you piss them off, they all say that. And they expect the other person to pose the aforementioned question, so you both can have a good laugh. Trust me. Next time you see a midget, do something mean to him. You’ll see.
FAKE. Seen this on countless joke sites.
And so he replied “I’m Grumpy” and slashed the tires with the knife hidden in his pointy shoes.
Lesson: Don’t mess with short people. Ever.
Could be worse, he could say “I’m Doc”, inject anesthetic into your femoral artery, and then go to town with a scalpel.
it cracks me up when people have time to remember a joke and put it in here, claiming it happened to a “friend”.. most of the time, we can spot it out anyways. if you’ve heard a joke before, you’re probably not the only one.
Okay, maybe it was an old joke with the serial number scratched out and claimed as his own. Still, it made me laugh and – really – isn’t that what this is all about? Don’t know about all of you, but I certainly need all the laughs I can get these days.
I see you people all hate this, but I haven’t heard this one before, so IMMD too. And it’s only 5am.
Did you think of that yourself or did you find that on the internets?
im gonna guess he grumpy then…
You should have replied, “What’s up, Doc?”
Old, old and all over the net. What a Dopey idea trying to use such a well known joke here….
ummmm.. I got this joke about 3 years ago in a chain funny w/ the title of “… and then the fight started”
F.A.I.L. for using such an old joke as your IMMD!