The guy I dated in high school had a certifiably CRAZY mother who used to treat me like garbage, call me names, tell me I was “ruining her son’s life,” and make me cry. I ran into her in court. She was the defendant; I was the prosecutor. IMMD!
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So you had to declare your bias and find another prosecutor? I hope either you did, or she really was as bad as you say. :-p
A prosecutor is suppose to be biased against the person he/she is prosecuting, that’s the point
If they were the judge, then it’d be an issue.
They’re not supposed to biased against the defendant
They’re supposed to be biased in favor of the law. They’re not out ot get anyone, just uphold the law.
Nice dream Every lawyer is out to win. Period. End of story.
Fantastic! I hope to have a run in like this when I’m on the bench. Makes the job run so much smoother when you already have their prior history to work with for your case. Hope the guy didn’t have to hard of feelings for it.
Well … it helps to know the true character of the defendant in case you are asked to justify a higher bail or a stiffer plea agreement.
It’s called Karma. You know…. What go’s around, comes around!! GOOD ONE!!
What’s the son doing now? Did he ever find a girl that was good enough for this sainted woman?
grounds for appeal?
Nope. Prosecutors are legally allowed to have a bias… they have an assumption of guilt already, or they wouldn’t be proceeding with charges in the first place. It’s the judge and jury that aren’t allowed to have a bias.
that legal talk gives me wood………..
THROW HER ASS IN JAIL!
JUSTICE MAY BE BLIND BUT VENGEANCE IS NOT!!!
Certifiably CRAZY, huh? Did she plead insanity?
The word “recuse” comes to mind.
You’re not just going to be using the evidence. You’ve got actual malice here.
Internet legal opinions. The path to bankruptcy or jail.
If there were some kind of Karma Olympics, you would certainly win the gold medal.
And justifiably so.
tremendous! Life has a way of working out like this. And it’s awesome!
Justice has been served
OBJECTON!
TAKE THAT!
Overruled.
TAKE THAT!
Nice try.
*minus 1/4 bar*
HOLD IT!
Take That! on the crazy mother.
Epilogue from the OP:
Crazy mom got 60 days for a DUI/suspended license type offense (I’m a new hire – this wasn’t a real trial guys!).
Karma gets you. No exceptions.
Am I the only one curious as to what the mom did to get her ass in court?
oh wait nvm
“So, Mrs… Annoying Crone, was it?”
“Actually, my name is-”
“I KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME IS! I DATED YOUR SON!”
Go Fransziska on her. And get footage. Please.
When Bill Clinton was a law professor, he once lost all the exams for one of his classes before grading them.
One of the students whose exam was lost later became a judge and presided over the Paula Jones case. Trufax.
As for me, I really think the noble thing to do in this situation would be to recuse yourself, but this was so perfect that it might be an offense to God to shun such a gift. So long as it was a petty offense, kind of thing. Real crime she might be able to appeal, smart money is to bail.
Don’t you mean Persecuter?
Isn’t “Prosecutor” the legal the legal term for the person pressing charges? Dude, I had a 6th grade workshop on trials. I know what I’m talking about, that stuff’s legit.
LOL but I do think it’s prosecution… and defense
Hah, Was she charged with harassment? xD
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