I passed a dirty car badly parked so that it took up almost 2 spaces. I was mad ’cause I wanted to park there. So I wrote in the dirt “CRAP PARKING JOB, DUDE.” I came back by 6 hours later to find three more messages saying stuff like “Yeah, FUCKER” IMMD.
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That? Is awesome.
Dirty cars are the primitive version of 4chan it seems.
I would have written “go back to the dmv and take a class on good parking”
You’re probably right, he’s probably a selfish asshole. But my car broke down in the middle of an intersection late at night on a holiday once. The cops helped me push it to the side of the road, kind of in a parking space, where i left it until I could get it towed. The cop even wrote a note, on official police paper explaining that the car was disabled. I still received many messages like the one you left those people. I really wanted to yell at the people who left anonymous notes and tell them to take time out from their self-righteous note-writing and read that I couldn’t help it!
I bet he wishes his wife was that dirty.
Oooh! You just reminded me I once passed besides a really dirty parked car, and in the grime someone had written “Sir, you need to wash your car!”
I was talking to my mom on my cellphone at that time and I burst out laughing, she was wondering if I suddenly had gone mad…
Best one i’ve found:
“God can do miracles, but that’s asking way too much”
(And i am atheist)
Almost two spaces?
As in only one?
No, he was parked enough over the line that I couldn’t fit my car in there denting or scratching either car.
happened to me once, except only 1 other person wrote something